Thursday, March 11, 2010

Rainbow Theology

Well let me just say this is about relationships teams and current events from my perspective. Its sort of more tail end of the kingdom because its more opportunistic and less doing the will of God directly. As a result they tend to not believe in destiny because there are less prophesies or word of God involved but the spiritual water is usually really good.  I admit I do not have a full understanding. But let me explain what I do know. All the teams of two people are potentially really good actually. Most of this can fit with traditional Christianity but its tricky. False teachers are common because they tell you what you want to hear and sometimes its just God's agenda. Hire people to visit hospitals strip clubs and help the homeless. Many of them are extremely skilled at a few things. Homeless men usually management skills like listening or seeing what others miss, homeless women probably prayer and loving people.

In general its about personality and what colors you like the best. In general blue and yellow are the best but the only one better in theory is neon blue and pastel pink. The problem is that pink and blue have to get to the alter usually and its nearly impossible to do so because nobody understands them except pink and blue. So I found a bit late for myself that golf courses and places that just host weddings other than churches usually are pretty good at it. Pink and blue need a professional caliber wedding planner because the first wedding has to be good and first kiss at the alter preferably but blue and yellow can just do it and as long as the sex is good. Girls that like pink are usually better moms and girls that like yellow are better wives, but after they have been together a bit with their man they change. Nobody really wants to end up brown but if you want a good team at all positions you kinda have to. So to be good in business sometimes people try and do some pretty perverted things to keep from evening the people out. I think its fun to try new things as you are at a different place in your life. So often a fear of change in personality or abilities are in store. Everyone is good at something sometimes. Nobody can do it all all the time, Christ is still the standard and the bible is just a measuring stick inspired by God. Before Jesus the Christ dieing for our sins people looked forward to salvation now we need to look backwards to salvation but with Jesus on the throne still advance the kingdom forward.

If there ever was a really good royal wedding alot more people would go to heaven. I think Santa Claus was single but he got really close apparently, that is what you do, a nice guy sits in a chair and asks what they are supposed to be doing and what you want for Christmas then if they do not know give them a list of opportunities. The modern version would be craigslist and I am not yet sure who pays the people that do the will of God. Tiger woods or Britney Spears maybe? I guess whoever drives by and gives them a handout on the street corner. Often times rich people hire false prophets and teachers to torture their kids, this is why so many churches are corrupt. I would suggest just put them in public school and do not let them drive a car until they have a servant heart or become homeless, but really that is too much faith for them I guess. Really you gotta let people do God's will or you are a religious leader. American standards are too high and global standards are too low. but I am not God so what do I know? Nothing really.

That is why I read the bible because in the full context of God's will for that situation is the best book I ever read. Don't take it all literally but don't weaken the power of the gospel either.  Sin is more than lieing cheating stealing but lust is lust, love is greater than it all. Its all in the great commission.

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